Uncle Pussy One Foot

Preston. 24. Travis smells little kid's bicycle seats.

Play Sk8bit, a free online game on Kongregate

Kongregate free online game Sk8bit - Sk8bit is a retro-style skateboard platformer! Featuring -25 levels -A dozen enemies -Origin…. Play Sk8bit

My friend made a game about skateboarding called SK8BIT it’s really good I did the music for it. Check it out

nocomplyatx:

No-Comply Demo for the youths today. Max on call

My friend and I skated Austin on our day off and these buses full of school kids randomly showed up to the park then this leet haxxor did a frontside flip. Pretty fun session.

I know I posted this a while back with no caption, but that was only because I had to slowly take in this picture over time to build up an immunity to the deadly levels of doucherays this dogtoucher emits. In this picture we see Ben Assfleck wearing 2 chainz and a tank top he made in arts n crafts.  It is so great that,as a big boy, he can display naughty words without the threat of being grounded. A great look with the chains. This colon caption needs several more gold chains on him, preferably ones affixing him to a Lincoln Towncar that is speeding off of a long pier into deep water.

I know I posted this a while back with no caption, but that was only because I had to slowly take in this picture over time to build up an immunity to the deadly levels of doucherays this dogtoucher emits. In this picture we see Ben Assfleck wearing 2 chainz and a tank top he made in arts n crafts.  It is so great that,as a big boy, he can display naughty words without the threat of being grounded. A great look with the chains. This colon caption needs several more gold chains on him, preferably ones affixing him to a Lincoln Towncar that is speeding off of a long pier into deep water.

(Source: mujjasmom, via prestontalksshit)

Hey White Night of Cum-a-lot, you look like you’re about do the old in-and-out to that goblin you call a dog. Next time you better put some sheets down you sick fuck. 

Hey White Night of Cum-a-lot, you look like you’re about do the old in-and-out to that goblin you call a dog. Next time you better put some sheets down you sick fuck. 

(Source: mujjasmom)

mujjasmom: Two of the most important things in my life. Hopefully they’re both dead.

mujjasmom:

Two of the most important things in my life.

Hopefully they’re both dead.

I’m not old faithful

but I’ll spray

I’m not old faithful

but I’ll spray

when I get a little head

when I get a little head

when I get a little head

when I get a little

cum cum cum    cum

Silly taxi you don’t go there

Silly taxi you don’t go there

Zosimas

—Christmas Baby

Sometimes the magic comes in one take.

Zosimos

—Home for the Holidays

Concon on vox

Zosimos

—methleham

METHLEHAM

santa’s in his workshop making a christmas brew

tons of methamphetamine an icy gift for you

the bills are piling up and saint nick needs to get paid
so it’s meth for all the kids delivered in his sleigh
good kids and bad kids all stockings stuffed the same
a bag for you a bag for me sweet glass under the tree
get em hooked get em high tweakers from the sky
but dont you overdose santa don’t get paid if you die
fuck your cookies fuck your millk leave a twenty by the tree
if you want your goodies you’ll know just who to see
if you can’t pay up santa aint such a bad guy
he’ll take your tv fuck your girl and fly into the sky
prestontalksshit: My beautiful home<3 You know how sometimes you can look at a picture of a place and you can think of a hundred different great times you had there? Well when I look at this picture…. I don’t feel that way at all.

prestontalksshit:

My beautiful home<3

You know how sometimes you can look at a picture of a place and you can think of a hundred different great times you had there? Well when I look at this picture…. I don’t feel that way at all.

(Source: coreysomething)